It's a nice sunny day in Neo-Tartaria and ruthless killer Harry Pippels and his pretend friend Humpty-Ho are guzzling down some sprutzels and racking up a debt at the bar. Their life of luxury is soon interrupted however when the Elder Demon's diabolical crypto schemes threaten the lands.
6 mildly unique characters
6 disgusting boss creatures
Strong anti-crypto sentiment
Based on a subpar indie game from aeons ago
Contains "jokes"
Retro 8-bit nostalgia childhood graphics and sounds