It's a cold morning in the dungeons of Castle Moonshine and cyberized hunk Ryukaze and his many friends and foes are moping around in their cells, dazed and confused... Their wretched lives are about to change however when a mysterious psychopath approaches them with a diabolical plan.
Is better than Woods and Gulag.
Babes and hunks beyond your wildest imagination.
Will elicit "gamer feels".
Is in good taste.
Makes sense.
Will increase your social credit score.